May 2013
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
johnnythewolfkid13:
sapphirebones:
jaacknasty:
Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
Hahaha
analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
How do you know you’re in love?
—COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
—KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
—PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
—A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
—BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
—QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
tinkerlu:
mond0:
mond0:
mond0:
mond0:
991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house
IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG
STOP RELBGGOING THIS
iM CALLIGN THE COPS
make sure you call the right number this time
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
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